THE COMPLAINER'S DANCE

CHOREOGRAPHER: A Big Complainer
COUNT: 48
TYPE: 4 Wall Line Dance
LEVEL: All Levels
MUSIC: Any Country or non-Country music with a fast, slow or medium beat

(All or parts of this dance have already been done at
all of the Chicagoland clubs, but now the steps are
finally put on paper for your enjoyment)

KNEE POPS RIGHT, KNEE POPS LEFT

1	Step Right slightly forward and with weight on ball of Right,
	pop Right knee inward
2	Pop Right knee outward
3	Pop Right knee inward
4	Pop Right knee outward
5	Step Left slightly forward and with weight on ball of Left,
	pop Left knee outward
6	Pop Left knee inward
7	Pop Left knee outward
8	Pop Left knee inward
	(Note - Scowl the entire time while performing these moves)

WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO PATRONS AND RETURN

9-10	Walk off the dance floor
11-12	Go from table to table and complain to all of the patrons
&13	Complain!
&14	Complain!
&15	Complain!
16	Return to dance floor

SCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, SCOOT BACK, SNAP FINGERS, KICK & STAMP, HEEL TOUCH

17 	Cross arms in disapproval, scoot back on Left
18	Snap Fingers
19 	Cross arms in disapproval, scoot back on Left
20	Snap Fingers
21	Kick Right forward
22	Stamp Right down in disgust
&23	Step back on Left, touch Right heel forward
&24	Step both feet back together (Right, Left)
	and transfer weight to Left

WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO DANCE INSTRUCTOR AND RETURN

**25-26	Walk off of the dance floor
27-28	Go to the dance instructor and complain
&29	Complain!
&30	Complain!
&31	Complain!
32	Return to the dance floor
	(Technique note: To make the transition from count 26-27 more
	fun, make a big scene in front of everyone to let them know
	you disapprove)
	** For those who would like some variation for counts 25-32,
	or if the dance instructor shows disinterest in what you have
	to say, the following alternative move can be done:
	25-26	Walk off of the dance floor
	27-28	Go to the management, complain
		and try to get the dance instructor fired
	&29	Complain!
	&30	Complain!
	&31	Complain!
	32	Return to the dance floor

HEEL SWIVELS, SCOOT BACK WITH HANDS UP

33	Swivel heels to the Right
34	Swivel heels back to Center
35	Swivel heels to the Left
36	Swivel heels back to Center
37	Stamp down Right in disgust
38	Stamp down Left in disgust
39	Scoot back on both feet and hold hands up in the air
	and tell all of the people to stop doing the dance
40	Hold your breath in protest

WALK OFF, COMPLAIN TO CORPORATE AND RETURN

41-42	Continue step 40 as you walk off of the dance floor
43-44	Go to the telephone, call corporate headquarters
	(you may now exhale) and complain
&45	Complain!
&46	Complain!
&47	Complain!
48	Return to the dance floor

Begin Again, but don't have fun!

From:	xwiseguyx@yahoo.com (Mark Cosenza)

Reformatted for display on web site
Dancing Deep In the Heart of Texas
by Don & Patti Brown
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Step sheet presentation copyright ©1997 by Don & Patti Brown. All rights reserved. Copyright for the dance remains with the original choreographer. This step sheet may be copied, however, please retain all copyright credits.